I think it’s really fucked up how so many teenagers are alone and sad and having panic attacks in their room while their parents watch TV, and how a lot of those teenagers have had relatively normal childhoods, yet there’s this huge boom of depression and mental disorders, and its just dumb how we’ve turned into a generation labeled ‘reckless’ but really, we’re only reckless with ourselves
(( Apparently, the countries Swiss people like to joke about the most/have the most jokes about are Austria and Belgium. They portray both Austrians and Belgians as dumb, foolish people. Of course, these are jokes that are not really meant to be racist, but more of a friendly rivalry. ))
is this based on my fucking text post i made at like 3 am
oh my god because this is perfect
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
That is not a typo.
boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol
That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.
not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame
Some girls are just so pretty and flawless. It’s not even their looks, it’s just their vibe. I dig it.
that is the face of satisfaction no man can guarantee
Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.
damn you banana man
WHERE’s the banana guy?….